the fact that the second i'm broke I get an infection and can't afford antibiotics. it's like really? really?! this couldn't have happened when I had money? now i have to wait a week to get antibiotics? how is this fair??
You might as well come clean and tell us what you did to deserve this tongue lashing. We know you did something.
rofl! okay FINE!
I was sleeping on the chairs waiting for a flight, and the little shiz kept running around me and screaming, so I got up, put my finger against my lips and said SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH with this face I was totally not expecting his reaction. a 21 year old ENTJ verbally beat down into silence by a 5 year old. who knew .
my messy roommate who watches loud soap operas and treats her dog like a baby actually had the audacity to croon to said dog today IN MY PRESENCE that she hopes the dog didn't feel "invaded" by me being nearby with two of the cats (by the cats, not me, but I've always been overly nice and put up with her dog even though I'm not a "dog person")
she hopes that dog doesn't feel invaded? hey! guess what! I feel invaded - wash your fucking dishes, throw your trash away, and stop acting like your dog is a disabled person
"Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey