and I have a love/hate relationship to Garfield. The comics were fun to read when I was little, but now that I'm older I've come to a realization. You're a fat cat that hates mondays, loves lasagnas, kicks dogs off tables, and your owner can't get a date. Every episode is the same, give or take which events happen in what order.
I hate people that don't comprehend the concept that liquids pour easier out of a container if you make another hole for air to enter through.
I hate when women who wear low cut shirts get mad at people for staring at their breasts.
I hate people with obnoxiously baggy pants, like they're trying to shoplift multiple 2-liters in each pantleg (and they walk appropriately so). Some baggage can be good looking, and I'm known to wear baggy jeans but there's a limit people.
I hate jail.
I hate that Souljah Boy is still making "music", and profiting off of it.
I hate natural disasters
I hate dealing with babies when they're still in the "Everything deserves to have a little bit of my slob" phase
I hate people who like cats more than dogs for reasons other than lower maintenance. Cats can clean themselves and they shit in a box, I understand this. But Cats ignore you over half the time. Dogs have personalities and play with you.
I hate people who force their religion on others
I hate stupid people
I hate people that don't paragraph their really long posts
I hate ice in my drinks. I don't know why.
I hate popped collars and grills
Because you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"
I hate icy roads and the resultant traffic
I hate people who straddle two lanes on the freeway - Pick a lane, pick a lane, dummy!
I hate hydroplaning through the intersection after a downpour, wondering who will hit me
I hate seeing homeless people and animals
I hate witnessing people being arrogant and mean spirited to the overworked store clerks or waitresses
I hate feeling helpless and inadequate when I see the programs about world hunger that show starving children
I hate having fluoride treatment at the dentist's
Wow, and there is more. Obviously, I am a hate-filled person
All I know for sure is that I come from a long line of dead people