Thread: What made you laugh today?
09-04-2010, 08:28 PM #71Hit like a heavyweight, breathe deep, meditate
Make the whole crowd get loud, make 'em levitate
I ride through my city like a presidential candidate
L-A-X, Phantom double-R, and accelerate
09-05-2010, 11:33 AM #72
[YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHVRVFslme8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHVRVFslme8[/YOUTUBE]"Of course we spent our money in the good times. That's what you're supposed to do in good times! You can't save money in the good times. Then they wouldn't be good times, they'd be 'preparation for the bad times' times."
"Every country in the world owes money. Everyone. So heere's what I dont get: who do they all owe it to, and why don't we just kill the bastard and relax?"
-Tommy Tiernan, Irish comedian.
09-06-2010, 02:41 AM #73ThatGirlGuest
My son, who yelled, "Mom! Look what I can do!" Then accidentally fell off the bed.
09-06-2010, 03:05 AM #74() 9w8-4w3-7w6 tritype.
sCueI (primary Inquisition)
09-06-2010, 06:10 AM #75
the presentation i'm watching now.every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.
09-06-2010, 07:25 AM #76
09-06-2010, 08:14 AM #77figsfiggyfigsGuest
Taxi driver tried to pass me his number from his window. as his car slowly started to drive away, and he accidentally touched my moms ass instead. . . Ohhh ho ho. it was glorious.
09-06-2010, 12:47 PM #78
09-06-2010, 02:12 PM #79Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.
approx 55% ES, 90% TJ
09-07-2010, 10:20 AM #80
Getting ready for breakfast, got to the cafeteria, and realized that I accidentally set my clock forward three hours.
So.... I got the food while it was hotAnything that you haven't fought for isn't going to be appreciated. It takes blood, sweat, and a large amount of tears before you appreciate what you have.
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