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    Quote Originally Posted by mnestic View Post
    from iusedtobelieve.com:

    When i was a kid the D.A.R.E. officers came to my school and were telling us all about drugs, and when the cop got to the part about how dealers often give you free samples to get you hooked, I raised my hand and told him I knew that was wrong, because my parents were always complaining about how much pot costs these days...so yeah, the cops came by the house that night, luckily my folks were fresh out, apparently they had just put out their last joint. I had no idea pot was illegal until that night.
    I love iusedtobelieve. These are a few of my favourite drug-related beliefs:
    When I was in 1st grade a DARE officer came to school. He had a huge cabinet full of drugs and was telling the kids how theese were bad and you should never use any of them. I was looking in the cabnet and loudly proclaimed MY DADDY SMOKES cigrettes like that!!
    The officers stared at me funny I didnt get it. I had no clue that A joint was not a regular cigrette.

    When I was in kindergarten I saw the this is your brain on drugs commercial. (The one with egg in the frying pan) well, one morning my mom made me scrambled eggs for breakfast. I went to school and told my teacher that my mom had made me eat drugs. Well, my mom got called to the school and to explain about the commercial and how I had eggs for breakfast.

    I used to make sure the covers were pulled up over my mouth so that "bad guys" wouldn't come in at night and drop drugs in my mouth. Right, like they'd waste free drugs on some kid.
    I have a few childhood beliefs of my own on that site.

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    ^^Ha, those are awesome! I have a couple of beliefs on there as well. It's such a great, fun site.
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    Okay, okay...so I'm pretty sure this made my week!

    Anywho, I was driving through my bodunk town the other day, when I saw THIS!:



    What made it so funny was that everyone thought it was from an act of vandalism, when in actuality it was just a drunk driver who went off the road.

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    Yeah if it was vandalism you'd think the BP logo would be smashed.
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    I passed so many closed BP stations during my journey down south, I found it absolutely delightful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixelholic View Post
    Yeah if it was vandalism you'd think the BP logo would be smashed.
    If they did it intentionally they'd need a pretty big ladder and a pretty hefty baseball bat, preferably wood.

    And they probably wouldn't be drunk either lol.

    Plus, there's a BP by my work. And a ladder already up to the sign (it's next to the interstate). I was always tempted to get a can of spray paint and write 'failed' underneath the logo

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankpages View Post
    I love iusedtobelieve. These are a few of my favourite drug-related beliefs:


    I have a few childhood beliefs of my own on that site.
    That one you posted reminds me of my early childhood fear as I lay alone in bed at night that Lester (the, uh, ventriloquist dummy) from ABC storytime was going to hop up from under my bed at night and inject me with needles.
    "Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey

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