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    I'll try to link the source again later if I can find it, BUT....

    There was a story about this girl who was a junior in high school when she went over to some boy's house for Redbox and pizza, and when they were watching Redbox the oven goes off, indicating the pizza is done cooking. The boy looks her dead in the eye and says solemnly, "this is the worst part" and pulls out the rack with his bare ass hands and takes the pizza out, screaming bloody murder the whole time. She specified that she did not have a second date with him.

    I think the funniest part is how serious he was. I can just imagine complete painful dread "oh shit babe this is the worst" and then she could just hear him screeching in the kitchen. Wouldn't he have learned eventually? Why would he make pizza on a first date if he knew that would happen??

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    Reading the thread title "Anaromatic asexual", which is clearly somebody who is asexual without body odor.
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    Should I feel bad for laughing or something?

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    5 hour international flight. Little girl no more than 2 years old the row behind me. Said little girl shit herself an hour into the flight, started screaming, sound of her wailing like a siren hit me before the vile stench, but the smell hit me ten times harder. I just within the past hour got off the plane, so this means during the time it happened, dinner was being served. All bathrooms had long lines. People were grimacing in sheer agony and I was sitting in my seat trying to frown. This was not the only time this happened during the flight. And the first time was unfortunately not the most pungent time. I think me laughing was a way to block out the immense suffering that had been brought to us by her firing her cannon.

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