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    Level 8 Propaganda Bot SpankyMcFly's Avatar
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    "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... Some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age. " - H.P. Lovecraft

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    "Struttin' that ass!" Hahahahaha!


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    I know The Internship was not the most popular movie but I thought it was hilarious anyway, rewatching it today and laughing.
    It is a luxury to be understood - Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities - Voltaire

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    I made a comment to several interns at my office, earlier today, that it was so strange that the two celebrities who died in the past two days (Bowie and Rickman) were both 69-year-old British sex gods. Which one of the interns -- let's call him Rob -- found hilarious. So he started telling me that if I needed any help finding older gentlemen to hook up with, I should catfish one on a dating site. After I reacted grumpily to that IRL, this interaction happened on Facebook:

    Rob: Once more and then I'll stop I swear. Just tryna help a sister out. SinglesOver60.co.uk
    Me: God damn it Rob.
    Rob: Ok I'll stop, but when you need a wingman to help you catch the British silver fox of your dreams, don't come crying to me.
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    5th grader learning about Martin Luther King Jr. with me today:

    "If I had a dream guess what it would be. To have a huge forehead."

    Totally deadpan. Lmao...what?!?!
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post
    5th grader learning about Martin Luther King Jr. with me today:

    "If I had a dream guess what it would be. To have a huge forehead."

    Totally deadpan. Lmao...what?!?!
    Nooooo lol. Kids, wtf.

    Once I told a kid to tie his shoes, he said no, I asked why not, he answers swag.

    I felt old as fuck.

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    I went into the bathroom to have shower and there was my dog lying on the carpet and as he’s German Sheppard taking up more than half of the room. It looked very funny.
    “The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." A.C. Doyle



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    I this so, so, so much. This made my morning. Not so much laugh as big smile on my face throughout most of it.




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