officer: ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?
me: yes sir. -cheesy grin-
officer: why did I pull you over?
me: because you like my car and you want to get close enough for a scenic shot to post up on Facebook?
officer: -laughs- no ma'am, your license and insurance please.
me: License? Oops.
officer: ma'am do you have a license?
me: Yes sir.
officer: ma'am where's your license?
me: hmmm, it's in my laptop case at home sir, but here's my credit card.
officer: no ma'am. mastercard is not accepted here.