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    Just slam it onto the kitchen floor. Glass is only a little toxic upon ingestion.

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    Go back to the store, claim that the jar is broken and won't open. Get your money back, AND A NEW JAR! Rinse and repeat until you've collected enough money to buy yourself one of these "jar openers". And I don't mean a man.

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    All you need is a man. :workout:

    That doesn't work, just pitch the dang jar out the back door and be done with it already.
    It just ain't worth it!

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    LOL! This reminds me of the time my mom was trying to open a coconut. She threw it out the window and even that didn't work. It was very funny though.

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    I read this as ''Jaw won't open'' then ''I tried everything from smashing it on the counter''.

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    The jar is open now. But anyway, next time tap the edge of the whole lid lightly on the bench and then it will be easier to open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salt n' pepper View Post
    Go back to the store, claim that the jar is broken and won't open. Get your money back, AND A NEW JAR! Rinse and repeat until you've collected enough money to buy yourself one of these "jar openers". And I don't mean a man.
    I have a bloody fucking jar opener, its just this jar was even to big for that.


    btw i had a jar of peanutbutter that didn't want to open this morning but I got it open. I'm telling you jars are against me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    The jar is open now. But anyway, next time tap the edge of the whole lid lightly on the bench and then it will be easier to open.
    I tried that didn't work.

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    Train your forearm and fingers.

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    it has nothing to do with being weak, because if trained the jars will just become tighter and tighter I'm telling you they're out to get me.

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