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    Or if you have one of these:



    It would work too. Because of better leverage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metamorphosis View Post
    Eat some spinach.
    Watch that be in a jar too

    I feel your pain. Someone decided it was a good plan to close the peanut butter jar with the f*cking wrath of the Gods last week. It's never a good plan.
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    its open
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    its open
    Please divulge what method was used to open said jar? Did you use the deadly grip of your thighs? Or perhaps a witty combination of power and tools? Perhaps a Tesla resonator, or c4 explosives?

    How did the jar opennnnn?
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    my room mate opened it.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Ah, cleverly outsourced, low power consumption, even lower costs. Good business.
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    LMAO when I read the title, first thing I thought you were talking about was Jar file, as in .Jar, won't open.

    I was like "hmm... this is an interesting thread" *clicks*


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    btw, I always tip the jar upside down but make sure there is still a little air at the bottom, take a butter knife, stick it under the cap, and pop the air out. then it opens as easily as a 50 cent hookers legs. : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by You'reWrongI'mRight View Post
    btw, I always tip the jar upside down but make sure there is still a little air at the bottom, take a butter knife, stick it under the cap, and pop the air out. then it opens as easily as a 50 cent hookers legs. : )
    After making such an analogy, do you still want to open the jar though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I tried everything from banging it on the counter to running under what water to a jar opener and this jar won't fucking open. ANd I really need it opened
    Try cutting though the plastic (if it's a plastic jar) and transfering what was inside into another jar.

    If the jar is glass, let it soak in hot watter for a while.
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