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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    What do you do for a living?

    Can I have your job?

    If I were to reveal my job it would put me at risk for being found.

    Lets just say my job is kinda slow at times. Especially on the weekends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyber View Post
    If I were to reveal my job it would put me at risk for being found.

    Lets just say my job is kinda slow at times. Especially on the weekends.
    Well I have heard that the hitman profession is prone to weekend slumps due to the criteria in the Association of Professional Hitpersons by-laws which only allows a 30 hour duty cycle, to prevent overwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyJaye View Post
    Well I have heard that the hitman profession is prone to weekend slumps due to the criteria in the Association of Professional Hitpersons by-laws which only allows a 30 hour duty cycle, to prevent overwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBeatGoesOn View Post
    I thought you might like that.

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    ooooh... the hitmen must have a STRONG union! *look of awe and envy*
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    It's not that the union is stong. Just that everytime there is a union meeting half the people never show up and the other half are late because they just got off work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    ooooh... the hitmen must have a STRONG union! *look of awe and envy*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyber View Post
    It's not that the union is stong. Just that everytime there is a union meeting half the people never show up and the other half are late because they just got off work.
    It sounds like unions tend to slow work down quite a bit and stop things from working as well as they should in business. I guess that's the downside of protecting workers.

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    Union? C'mon, we're talking the world's ultimate outside contractor, they would never even associate with each-other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyJaye View Post
    Well I have heard that the hitman profession is prone to weekend slumps due to the criteria in the Association of Professional Hitpersons by-laws which only allows a 30 hour duty cycle, to prevent overwork.
    That explains why I couldn't find a hitmouse back when I was looking for one.

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