Upon learning that our family's Vietnamese immigrant friends had just gotten work, a great-uncle said quite seriously, "Before you know it, they'll be wanting to drive". That was about 25 years ago though, when I was a pretty small little kid.
I was laid off from my first real job after college. I had only been at the job a short time. Coincidentally, my mother found out that I had been skipping mass to hang out with my friend that lives across the street from the church.
Me: "Mom, I lost my job today."
Mom: "Maybe if you'd gone to church this wouldn't have happened."
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.