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    if you really want to stereotype and insult learn here... :rolli:

    the NTPs are all busy in a lab trying to design the perfect woman... who is impossible to insult with verbal klutziness and who finds lack of showering to be a turn on

    the NTJs are busy masturbating to Machiavelli, Rand and Nietzche and dreaming of a world where they can attempt to implement their inhuman plans... they live in secret dread of their mom's catching them in this activity and guilt tripping them for being naughty

    the NFPs are off pretending to be Disney Princesses and singing with birds (yes, men included)... when they get bored with this they're going to join the SFPs on a beach where they're getting stoned, drinking booze, hitting on floozies and grilling dinner... the NFPs are just going to reassure themselves about enjoying these activities by remembering that they DID sing with birds earlier... the SFPs don't care enough to have to rationalize it

    the NFJs and the SFJs are guilt tripping people and smiting evildoers... they just can't agree on who the evildoers are...

    the STJs are lacing up their immaculatly polished jackboots and going into battle... on their playstations

    the STPs are drinking beer and getting ready to publicly humiliate the NTs for a while before trying to sleep with all of the FPs at the beach party
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    So, wait, whatever..where were the insults in that?
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    we now see who has embraced his dark side

    *assumes that the NTJs are now hiding their books and shaving their palms*
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    if you really want to stereotype and insult learn here... :rolli:


    the NTJs are busy masturbating to Machiavelli, Rand and Nietzche and dreaming of a world where they can attempt to implement their inhuman plans... they live in secret dread of their mom's catching them in this activity and guilt tripping them for being naughty
    That,my friend, is why I have a lock on my door

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    aha! I KNEW it!

    and I always suspected that you were one of the smart NTJs
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    Quote Originally Posted by alakazam View Post
    At one point, those words were in your signature. But, whatever.
    Dude, you are speaking to Jaguar, not whatever.
    Let's hear it for the NT intellect... :rolli:
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    Quote Originally Posted by alakazam View Post
    At one point, those words were in your signature. But, whatever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Halla74 View Post
    Dude, you are speaking to Jaguar, not whatever.
    Let's hear it for the NT intellect... :rolli:
    dammit! quit using my name in vain! :steam:



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    Here's my description of the types:

    INTJ:
    ENTJ:
    INTP:
    ENTP:

    INFP:
    ENFP:
    INFJ:
    ENFJ:

    ISFP: :546:
    ESFP:
    ISFJ:
    ESFJ:

    ISTJ:
    ESTJ:
    ISTP:
    ESTP: :workout:

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    if you really want to stereotype and insult learn here... :rolli:

    the NTPs are all busy in a lab trying to design the perfect woman... who is impossible to insult with verbal klutziness and who finds lack of showering to be a turn on

    the NTJs are busy masturbating to Machiavelli, Rand and Nietzche and dreaming of a world where they can attempt to implement their inhuman plans... they live in secret dread of their mom's catching them in this activity and guilt tripping them for being naughty

    the NFPs are off pretending to be Disney Princesses and singing with birds (yes, men included)... when they get bored with this they're going to join the SFPs on a beach where they're getting stoned, drinking booze, hitting on floozies and grilling dinner... the NFPs are just going to reassure themselves about enjoying these activities by remembering that they DID sing with birds earlier... the SFPs don't care enough to have to rationalize it

    the NFJs and the SFJs are guilt tripping people and smiting evildoers... they just can't agree on who the evildoers are...

    the STJs are lacing up their immaculatly polished jackboots and going into battle... on their playstations

    the STPs are drinking beer and getting ready to publicly humiliate the NTs for a while before trying to sleep with all of the FPs at the beach party
    LOL, these are good ones!

    The NTJ stereotype is the best though!
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    someone's speaking MY language there!!!!
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