food, water, shelter, firearms, and a diary. Probably make the local armory my new home or some other military installation.
turn off all nuclear plants that I know of. Program a computer to automate satellite time drifts, else use google earth to print everything I can.
repopulate earth via imprecise genetic copy and cloning until 16 female, 7 males or some multiple of that until resources last. (even exact genetic copies will look different from me)
This is assuming that all the people just vanished and there's no destruction. Only destruction from negligence after the species disappearing event.
For the social aspect, there's always my wingman, Wilson (volleyball)
For the girlfriends, there's always "Fleshlight" or the local adult store.