Try Holy Band of God. The dumb people think you're a Christian band. Most people will assume the name is satirical. But then you can release a Christian song. Some smart people might realize you're actually just a Christian band making fun of people who satirize Christian bands. Some smarter people will realize you're trying to be four levels above them all. But you won't be. You'll just be trying to confuse them all. Five up the audience in just a name.
Or F*ck for Free Health Care. I heard they have free health care in prison, which is paid for with our tax money. Have the band work at a brothel. Pay your taxes. You will have had sex for free health care. Somewhere in your career, go onstage and do what F*ck for Trees did. Get arrested. You will have had sex to get the free health care you had sex to pay for. But then it's not free anymore, I guess. Darn.
Or maybe Nutrition Facts. You could take your album covers from the back of food products. Here's our first album, "Honey Nut Cheerios."
Or Heavy Metal Hell Fire Inferno. An indie-folk band. Where you go onstage soaked in face paint and kerosene.
Flamers. Where you go onstage on fire. And in drag, they'll see once the kerosene runs out.
XXXLongandhard69Astronaut. Your album covers could feature a floating astronaut. In various places. And absolutely no sex at all.
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Originally Posted by Edgar
Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"