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    Senior Member MerkW's Avatar
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    Exclamation Plot for NT World Domination

    Any other NTs who plan on conquering the world shall be invited to meet at my residence at precisely 11:30 PM. This is a secret gathering. Only NTs are invited. No SPs, no SJs, and no NFs (ok, ok, just one ENFP to serve everyone cookies). Bring your bananas. Be sure to tell no one else. If you display any un-NT-ish behavior, you will instantaneously be expelled from existence.

    When you arrive, there will be a guard at the door. He will not permit you to enter until you identify yourself. The password is "Socrates."

    RSVP as soon as possible.

    So...who is coming?
    "The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's must be beautiful; the ideas like the colours or the words, must fit together in a harmonious way. Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics..." - G.H. Hardy

    "Another roof, another proof." - Paul Erdős

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    ^He pronks, too! Magic Poriferan's Avatar
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    I'm going to out NT you be pointing out the irrationality and impracticality of attempting world domination.

    Booyah!
    Go to sleep, iguana.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Poriferan View Post
    I'm going to out NT you be pointing out the irrationality and impracticality of attempting world domination.

    Booyah!
    Silence, you critic!

    *Creates a rip in the fabric of space and time, causing Magic Poriferan to be sucked out of our universe, and thus forever stuck in a parallel world of 1 spatial dimension*

    Ha. Now you are nothing more than a line, I say, a line! No depth, no height! Only points on a line!

    So other contenders?
    "The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's must be beautiful; the ideas like the colours or the words, must fit together in a harmonious way. Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics..." - G.H. Hardy

    "Another roof, another proof." - Paul Erdős

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    I'm in. Which time zone 11.30pm.

    Don't rip-space Magic just yet. We need all the NTs we can get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Poriferan View Post
    I'm going to out NT you be pointing out the irrationality and impracticality of attempting world domination.

    Booyah!
    Impracticality? Hah! I fart in your general direction!

    I'm so in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aelan View Post
    I'm in. Which time zone 11.30pm.

    Don't rip-space Magic just yet. We need all the NTs we can get.
    Hmmm...GMT?

    True. We'll just force him into our schemes.
    "The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's must be beautiful; the ideas like the colours or the words, must fit together in a harmonious way. Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics..." - G.H. Hardy

    "Another roof, another proof." - Paul Erdős

    INTJ (I = 100, N = 100, T = 88, J = 43)
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    no SPs? who will you laugh at?!?
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    I'm not letting any of my NT friends or family go. It's just a trap to pick off all the other NTs so Merkw has no competitors for his evil plan of world domination. Very naughty of you Merkw. :1377:
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by cafe View Post
    I'm not letting any of my NT friends or family go. It's just a trap to pick off all the other NTs so Merkw has no competitors for his evil plan of world domination. Very naughty of you Merkw. :1377:
    *ponders* INFJs are like my guardian angels right. *scoots back to cafe*

    or hmm. What if this is just a sneaky and smart move by INFJs to derail the world domination plan *scoots to the centre*

    hmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aelan View Post
    *ponders* INFJs are like my guardian angels right. *scoots back to cafe*

    or hmm. What if this is just a sneaky and smart move by INFJs to derail the world domination plan *scoots to the centre*

    hmm.
    I am not against the notion of well-balanced NT of decent character ruling the world, but I have the funny feeling that an NT that actually enjoyed ruling the world would not be a well-balanced one. A balanced NT would very quickly lose interest in the world shortly after s/he dominated it and it would wind up in the hands of a lackey and ultimately and sadly, we'd be right back where we started. Except all my favorite NTs would be gone because Merkw gave them all poisoned hot chocolate.
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
    ~ John Rogers

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