"Productive Use of Precious Time Mouthing Off to Strangers for Trivial Reasons" - by W. ZaraEffem StrawBootay
Also released in the UK under the title:
"Holy Shite! I Could Have Taken a Shit Instead!" - by W. ZaraEffem StrawBootay
And the Sequel...
"WTF? Why Did I Do That Stupid Bullshit? I Could Have Gotten Laid?" - by W. ZaraEffem StrawBootay
Okay, kiddies, play nice in the sand box, or else I go get a cement truck and pour it over y'all so you are stuck with each other forever.