uhh.....first one that comes to mind after reading this thread:
You are attractive. You are sexy. You have a vagina and boobs. This does not mean I want to have a conversation, let alone a relationship with you.
That's the one thing that annoys the fuck out of me with dating. It's. So. God. Damn. Forced. You might as well line up 50 random people and start making out with them or asking them millions of inane questions. I just don't understand the need to intentionally seek out a relationship. I will find a relationship with a woman when I find a relationship with a woman.
I'm walking through the mall and I see a sexy girl. I'm going to walk up to her and start chatting her up for the purpose of mating? A COMPLETE STRANGER. The odds that I'll give a shit about her? I think I'll pass and find something more reliably interesting and let the girl of my dreams come to me.
I have learned through experience. It wasn't always easy, in the early days.
Her (with arms full of groceries): "There's a lot more groceries in the car."
Me (reading a book): "Oh really. Do you need help?"
Her: [AHEM] "THAT WOULD BE NICE."
Me (looking up from book): "So...do you need help?"
That's my experience Oberon lol.
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