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    Default Famous Last Words

    Post a famous death bed quote or make one up.

    Funny, profound, piercing which ever.


    "Don't worry, they don't usually swim backwards" - Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter

    "I am finished" - Euler
    "People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates." - Thomas Szasz

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    Nice thread idea! I'm particularly drawn to the ironic ones...


    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance" - Us Civil War General John Sedgewick


    "I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that must be a record!" Dylan Thomas

    (the precise words vary)

    "I'm still alive!" Emperor Calligula, after being stabbed by his own guards. We can presume they took this as an incentive to finish the task.
    Look into my avatar. Look deep into my avatar...

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    Made up:
    And there in lies the problem: When you hire a deaf man with a revolving barrel shot gun for a penis as the head of the brothel house, you are asking the attention of all the wrong (un-paying) people. Now go forth, young man, and make your business profitable.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    [YOUTUBE=8bbTtPL1jRs]In before you[/YOUTUBE]

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    "Buy me a coffin". - some distance uncle/relative. a week before death.

    "Don't come with me." - my father. -entered an establishment that had a bomb in it. I think he was the only one who didn't survive.

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    "Hey fellas, how about this for tomorrow's headline: French Fries"


    James French, convicted murderer

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    "Friends applaud, the comedy is over" - Beethoven
    "People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates." - Thomas Szasz

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragashree View Post

    "I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that must be a record!" Dylan Thomas

    (the precise words vary)
    i'm currently reading a collection of dylan thomas' love letters to his wife. it's quite fascinating - so earnest and yet flighty at the same time.

    'either that wallpaper goes or i do' - oscar wilde before he died in a paris hotel room.

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    "La tristesse durera toujours." - Vincent Van Gogh
    ("The sadness will last forever.")

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    "La tristesse durera toujours." - Vincent Van Gogh
    ("The sadness will last forever.")

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