And there in lies the problem: When you hire a deaf man with a revolving barrel shot gun for a penis as the head of the brothel house, you are asking the attention of all the wrong (un-paying) people. Now go forth, young man, and make your business profitable.
Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
A: "Distilled liquor"
Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."
Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."