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    I am feeling altruistic today, so I figured I save people some time by consolidating some of the retard threads currently floating around (and others that will inevitably occur in the near future). So here it is:

    Do ESFPs get sad?
    Do ISFPs get lonely?
    Do INTPs get confused?
    Do ENTPs get smelly fingers?
    Do ISTPs molest farm animals?
    Do ISTJs pick their assholes?
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    CAN YOU FEEL WHERE THIS IS HEADED?

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    Only on:

    Do ESFPs get sad? Mondays

    Do ISFPs get lonely? Tuesdays

    Do INTPs get confused? Wednesdays

    Do ENTPs get smelly fingers?
    Thursdays

    Do ISTPs molest farm animals?
    Fridays

    Do ISTJs pick their assholes? Saturdays

    I think there needs to be one more 'utterly perfect' generalization...
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    I dread to think what happens on Sundays.
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    Open your mind and let it happen... It will anyway.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    I'm feeling a little left out. You didn't mention about INTJ's fantasizing about having godless anal sex over the ashen glow of the fallen Christian empire.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    Sunday involves all the leftover types taking turns licking each others ***holes. Now you have something to look forward too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lux View Post
    Open your mind...


    Quote Originally Posted by ObeyBunny View Post
    I'm feeling a little left out. You didn't mention about INTJ's fantasizing about having godless anal sex over the ashen glow of the fallen Christian empire.
    Don't be talking about butt burglaries out loud, you'll get ENFJ guys all worked up.
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    They do say that the stomach is sort of like a second brain... Why 'they' say that seems stupid, but it is what it is. I'm sure there is an elegant reason, but I don't really care.

    Sunday is the day of the inter-type pot luck. It's not so bad as long as the ants stay away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    Don't be talking about butt burglaries out loud, you'll get ENFJ guys all worked up.
    You know what they say: "all unspoken thoughts lead to rape."
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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