Someone will now start a thread which attempts to type moustaches.
ESTJ. They've been slowly dropping out of style, but it is tradition (Si) that keeps them going with some people. Therefore, SJ. And also more men are Ts, and men are more well-known for having moustaches, so this is why I say T as well. And those who wear them tend to care about their appearance to the external world, so I say that moustaches are E. Therefore, moustaches are ESTJ.
This is assuming that moustaches have the same personality as their owner. If they do not, then my theory falls apart.
its like going to a gay pride parade to promote the fact that youre happy.
Yes you are right. I actually like the Amsterdam gay pride parade, it's one of the biggest parties in our nation's capitol, which happens to be a beautiful city as well. I kind of feel the same about this forum. It's fun and nice, I just don't want to dabble in the MBTI stuff any more, much like I'd go to the gay pride parade without being gay in your metaphor.
How about a typing system based on avatar pictures? One type for cartoons, one for celebrities, one for movie stills, one for traditional, one for modern works of art, one for attractive scantily clad women, etc, etc... Of course some people's types would then change with great regularity, but that would reflect a lot of people's mbti anyway!