Are you tired of professional advice? Does it just not suit you to be told, "according to bla bla bla bla FACT bla bla bla more facts...". Did you suspect that your doctor was googling your symptoms while you were making lemonade? Has your contractor merely been contracting out to some other contractor? Do believe that Apple purposefully releases sub-par products, just so that they can then release another version and have the iSlaves buy it again? How do you know! How does anyone know!???
If you've had it with MDs, JDs, BJs, PhDs, Dr.s, DFAs and D.T.F, then you've come to the right place:
Ask Babylon: riddled with paranoia, sardonic embellishments, and something resembling advice!
...now who's first?