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    Here is a love letter. Tell me what you think of it. If you were to guess, what MBTI type would most likely write something like this?

    Dear X,

    You are a wretched piece of meat. I love thee from the bottom of my left kidney. I know that you are a very fair maiden, and thus, I wish to intercourse you, like a penguin. You smell of twenty rotting corpses. Your face is like that of a mutilated cow. Unfortunately, you hardly notice me, as if I am nothing more than a milk carton. If you continue to hold such attitudes, then I will burn your house to the ground and I will chop all of your limbs off. Your hair is wavy and beautiful like a cesspool. The milk from your glands may strengthen the thorn-bushes. I admire how nimble you are in the fingers with the piano. I might eat one of your cats. Hopefully, this will make you realize the true affection I hold for you.

    Love,

    Your Secret Admirer

    P.S. Perhaps over this upcoming weekend together we may get? Shall we meet by the abandoned train station? There, I may have my way with you, and then beat your flesh senselessly with a crowbar. Oh, how ravishing thou art!
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    Dear Darla,

    I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're scummmm between my toes.

    Love,

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    ENTP, whether it is not an actual love letter, or is one but is sarcastic. (I doubt anyone would actually be serious with that writing, in that case it's harder to guess, but ENTP or something similar seems most likely.)

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    All I know is that I would hate to get a real one. It would make me nuts.

    Though that one isn't half bad...still, would it kill them to write down a name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    All I know is that I would hate to get a real one. It would make me nuts.
    Agreed. If I received a love letter, I would hunt down the person responsible and inform them in a rather blunt way how I find their letter wretched, and how I would rather eat fifty live hamsters than have to cope with their existence. Any other ideas about the author's type?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zergling View Post
    ENTP, whether it is not an actual love letter, or is one but is sarcastic. (I doubt anyone would actually be serious with that writing, in that case it's harder to guess, but ENTP or something similar seems most likely.)
    Yes, here is my list of options in order:

    1. ENTP (probably joking)
    2. Rhu
    3. A really sincere but very very psychologically sick ISTx type.
    4. An INTP making fun of an ENTP they know, but just as an inside joke.
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    Money on ISTP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merkw View Post
    Agreed. If I received a love letter, I would hunt down the person responsible and inform them in a rather blunt way how I find their letter wretched, and how I would rather eat fifty live hamsters than have to cope with their existence. Any other ideas about the author's type?
    Based on this...INTP.

    I laughed at this part, though. "I wish to intercourse you, like a penguin"
    "You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."

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    than to serve and obey them. - David Hume

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    Love this!!!!!

    Brings back memories...

    ENTP.

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    I'd say intp
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