Here is a love letter. Tell me what you think of it. If you were to guess, what MBTI type would most likely write something like this?
You are a wretched piece of meat. I love thee from the bottom of my left kidney. I know that you are a very fair maiden, and thus, I wish to intercourse you, like a penguin. You smell of twenty rotting corpses. Your face is like that of a mutilated cow. Unfortunately, you hardly notice me, as if I am nothing more than a milk carton. If you continue to hold such attitudes, then I will burn your house to the ground and I will chop all of your limbs off. Your hair is wavy and beautiful like a cesspool. The milk from your glands may strengthen the thorn-bushes. I admire how nimble you are in the fingers with the piano. I might eat one of your cats. Hopefully, this will make you realize the true affection I hold for you.
Your Secret Admirer
P.S. Perhaps over this upcoming weekend together we may get? Shall we meet by the abandoned train station? There, I may have my way with you, and then beat your flesh senselessly with a crowbar. Oh, how ravishing thou art!