This is in the vein of those lists at imdb.com where they make fun of plot holes and quirky characters. See also Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Movie Plot Holes and Funny Quotes Reimagined - 100 Things I Learned. All in fun so don't take it personally you dam empathetic NFs. (i.e. make funny and or insightfully)
1. A typist is not just someone who knows how to effectively work the keyboard but it is also someone who unfairly prejudices one or more MBTI types...(similar to racist prejudicing different races).
2. ISTPs will do almost any kinky act if asked by the right person (i.e. anallingus etc.)
3. ENFPs will do almost any kinky act if cuddled and told you love them after (note ISTPs cuddling after unnecessary)
4. ISTJ are basically mindless drones politely and patiently waiting for the next fearless leader to send them out to commit genocide.
5. INTJs sound intelligent in general until you ask them to discuss on why/whether they are intelligent and then they sound like 10 year olds on LSD.
6. INTPs wouldn't believe in God even if they were pulled out of the bowels of hell and asked by Him to play a round of golf. Not only that they would refuse to play golf and mummer something like..."you're not the boss of me"
OK not to0 inspiring...but you get the idea...go forth and list