Awwww. It's a widdle cutesy kiddy cat!
He says he's a caring and charismatic leader and only wants the best for your people. I totally believe him. And I would never try to sabotage your leadership, so you can trust me. I only want a fair fight.
Come here, kiddy cat!
... well, if this is the best you can do, I don't know if I have anything else to bring to the fray.
TypoC: Internet fights are not as interesting as people make them out to be.