1. These Bananas are on sale.
- Lookit that, they still cost more than your Mom.
2. My two year old made up a song about guns and knives.
- I heard the crips are recruiting them young now. Better get that milk ready, ese
3. I look in the sky and I keep seeing clouds in the shape of boobs.
- I look in front of me and i see your head in the shape of a dick. We're entitled to our little problems, aren't we?
4. Enter the darkness.
- You make it sound like your vagina is as vast and tormented as your soul. Will i get lost in there? Should i bring a flashlight and canteen, maybe some climbing gear?
5. What does it mean when I keep hearing my name whispered by dead animals?
- That you need to stop beating and raping furries... or at least do it right.
6. I had to throw out another jar of mayonnaise because I found a condom at the bottom of it.
- Maybe the jizz-fairy wants you to learn how to swallow. How'd it taste up until then?
7. I like pie.
- I can tell, Jabba