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    1. These Bananas are on sale.
    - Lookit that, they still cost more than your Mom.
    2. My two year old made up a song about guns and knives.
    - I heard the crips are recruiting them young now. Better get that milk ready, ese
    3. I look in the sky and I keep seeing clouds in the shape of boobs.
    - I look in front of me and i see your head in the shape of a dick. We're entitled to our little problems, aren't we?
    4. Enter the darkness.
    - You make it sound like your vagina is as vast and tormented as your soul. Will i get lost in there? Should i bring a flashlight and canteen, maybe some climbing gear?
    5. What does it mean when I keep hearing my name whispered by dead animals?
    - That you need to stop beating and raping furries... or at least do it right.
    6. I had to throw out another jar of mayonnaise because I found a condom at the bottom of it.
    - Maybe the jizz-fairy wants you to learn how to swallow. How'd it taste up until then?
    7. I like pie.
    - I can tell, Jabba
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    Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man


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    [*]These Bananas are on sale.

    Ok. But I have heard the rumor that the black guys with be on a discount next week. So I think that perhaps we should wait a little bit with this and see what happens.


    [*]My two year old made up a song about guns and knives.

    He is like his daddy, isn't he ?


    [*]I look in the sky and I keep seeing clouds in the shape of boobs.

    Damn. Not only that you are high but the Sky is Blue is once again is her exibicioniostic phase.


    [*]Enter the darkness.

    Ehhh, honey ..... I would prefer that you shave that thing before I get in. Ok ?


    [*]What does it mean when I keep hearing my name whispered by dead animals?

    Is that how you call your co-workers ? Animals ?
    I mean ok your conscience is giving you a hard time so I suppose there is hope for you after all.



    [*]I had to though out another jar of mayonnaise because I found a condom at the bottom of it.

    And what makes you think that the white stuff was mayonnaise you dumbass ?This supposed to be the wedding gift for my ex-wife. DO YOU HAVE ANY FUC*** IDEA HOW MUCH IT TOOK ME TO FILL THAT JAR ?


    [*]I like pie.

    No, you prefer having oral sex with it. What is something else entirely.





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    Thread kill ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saslou View Post
    Lol .. But that is your perception. I don't see it as awkward, i think it is rather liberating that in a thread like this they can be so open.
    It's an inappropriate comments thread. I'm making inappropriate comments. I think that may have eluded you.

    That is what i like about Edgar .. He says it how it is, without fear of how it may be interpreted, social etiquette and the likes. Bring it on i say

    Yeah, I think he's hilarious. But some of these people are certainly no Edgar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    [*]My two year old made up a song about guns and knives.

    He is like his daddy, isn't he ?
    *snort*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    Thread kill ?
    I wouldn't worry about it.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    These Bananas are on sale.
    Well, I mean I broke into someoneís house and took them without paying very much

    My two year old made up a song about guns and knives.
    Heís been obsessed with violence ever sense his brother was eaten by his Python. You know I tell parents ďlove your children every day, because you never know when god is going to invite him up to heaven though your snake.Ē

    I look in the sky and I keep seeing clouds in the shape of boobs.
    Thatís exactly what Iíd expect you to see, you grandparents-basement-dwelling virgin.

    Enter the darkness.
    Because the holly light burns

    What does it mean when I keep hearing my name whispered by dead animals?
    It means youíve accepted Satin as your lord and savior

    I had to though out another jar of mayonnaise because I found a condom at the bottom of it.
    Hay! Donít throw away perfectly good food! Starving kids in china would love that jar of taint and mayonnaise!

    I like pie.
    Listen, I love the companionship of pie as much as the next half-crazed chronic masturbating hermit, but it would fair to your fellow Crustulum-erotic kin to go public with this information.
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    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    I found something gross in the trashcan.
    I wondered where the cat went.

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    Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
    It's a good thing air is cheap.
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    Where has all my savings in my account gone?
    1-800-HotGuys, After your last report card I figured you weren't going to college anyway.
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    From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
    That was a test? I thought it was a connect the dots page.
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    Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
    Honey, was that screaming we heard when we backed down the driveway last night?
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    Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
    Here let me resurrect them for you!

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    Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
    Joe, we can get arrested for that!
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    Do I look fat?
    Not since we enlarged the entrances to the rooms. You look great!
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    Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!
    Why prolong the inevitable?


    These Bananas are on sale.
    Grandma, those aren't bananas!
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    My two year old made up a song about guns and knives.
    Hell, honey this IS Arkansas! What did you expect?
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    I look in the sky and I keep seeing clouds in the shape of boobs.
    Enjoy, that's as close as you're ever going to get to them.
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    Enter the darkness.
    Aw honey, did you fart again?
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    What does it mean when I keep hearing my name whispered by dead animals?
    How the hell, should I know? I'm just your dog for Xs sake.
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    I had to throw out another jar of mayonnaise because I found a condom at the bottom of it.
    Mom, maybe we should think about putting Grandpa in one of those old folks homes, it would probably be cheaper in the long run.
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    7. I like pie.
    Yeah, well I like a nice googleplex once in a while myself, but you don't see me shouting it out to the world, you nerd!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windigo View Post
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    I had to throw out another jar of mayonnaise because I found a condom at the bottom of it.
    Mom, maybe we should think about putting Grandpa in one of those old folks homes, it would probably be cheaper in the long run.
    Oh, damn!
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    I'm just going to insert a post-Civil Rights movement "negro" into everyone of those because I'm lazy. But I'm pretty sure I'm more inappropriate then all ya'll despite my laziness.

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