I found something gross in the trashcan.
You really should go to planned parenthood for that.
Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
If they left out dog semen you'd starve.
Where has all my savings in my account gone?
Its not really 'savings' if its empty you nunce.
From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
Given your a teacher I'd say you failed at something too.
Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
And that didn't work? As opposed to filing a missing persons report? Has CPS filed adds looking for you?
Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
Timmy, gluttony is one of the several things Jesus died for.
Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
Do I look fat?
Not only do you look fat, you are fat.
Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!