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    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    But this is not about being funny.
    Of course it is.

    ObeyBunny, the OP, is hilarious.



    where you think of the most inappropriate, unrelated, dark-humored comments

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    Funny/disturbing whats the differance...

    I found something gross in the trashcan.

    It was Oscar the Grouch...he was dead. Dead of a gunshot wound...but that was not all. There was an envelope. Inside the envelope was a pornographic picture. A picture of two midgets engaged in coitus. There also was a clear sticky substance mixed with two drops of blood on the corner of the picture. In lipstick were the letters F R O M M O M.
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    I found something gross in the trashcan.
    -Surprise, surprise!
    Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
    -No problem. You don't have any friends name Sugar, Fats, Fiber or Protean.
    Where has all my savings in my account gone?
    -The entire $2.50 is gone? Call the FBI!
    From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
    -That's not my test score. It's your IQ.
    Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
    -What? You don't have a son!
    Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
    -Don't try to blame your kid. And don't talk with your mouth full . You look like a chipmunk.
    Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
    - You seem awfully unconcerned about your husband's predicament.
    Do I look fat?
    -No. You need to lose a couple hundred pounds to look fat. You're morbidly obese.
    Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!
    Look! You are doing a back flip as the bouncer throws you out on the streets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmalade.sunrise View Post
    Of course it is.

    ObeyBunny, the OP, is hilarious.

    Maybe.

    But INTJs know to do this just to figure out how far they can get with sarcasm and how skillful they are at it. (just saying)


    Btw what do you think about my answers ? (I ask as a European)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    Maybe.

    But INTJs know to do this just to figure out how far they can get with sarcasm and how skillful they are at it. (just saying)
    In terms of this thread, I didn't think the majority of the INTJ answers were even clever enough to be offensive. It was almost like trying too hard to be mean. As they say, brevity is the soul of wit. If you have to tell us you're being dry, you're probably doing it wrong.


    Btw what do you think about my answers ? (I ask as a European)

    Yours are, hands down, the best answers of any INTJ in this thread other than the OP. You're pretty funny, and it would probably translate even better if English were your first language.

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    *peeks in the thread* :eek: *runs away*

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmalade.sunrise View Post
    Wrong. I win. Then Steph. Then Unkindloving.

    Funny, we're all Fs...and we're funnier.
    I disagree with your perception, you think you are funnier .. Fact and opinion are just that .. I think the NT's are doing a pretty good job myself, i like the dry humour.
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    I found something gross in the trashcan.

    Asshole! I told him to use the outside garbage cans! Goddamn abortion doctors, you can't trust them.

    Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.

    Ok... so face or tits?

    Where has all my savings in my account gone?

    My attorney. Pre-nup, bitch.

    From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.

    From your face, I can tell that you failed to reproduce.

    Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?

    Wasn't there a NAMBLA conference in town this weekend?

    Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.

    Jesus isn't real, you dumb slut.

    Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.

    Hey! Buddy! Quit being a pussy and suicide bomb a logging company already! It's a win win for both of us!

    Do I look fat?

    Ask someone who cares enough to lie to you. Don't bother calling your friends, either. You could try your exes, but really, they were just desperate.

    Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!

    It was either that or chocolate ice cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoretime View Post
    I found something gross in the trashcan.

    Asshole! I told him to use the outside garbage cans! Goddamn abortion doctors, you can't trust them.

    From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.

    From your face, I can tell that you failed to reproduce.

    Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?

    Wasn't there a NAMBLA conference in town this weekend?

    Do I look fat?

    Ask someone who cares enough to lie to you. Don't bother calling your friends, either. You could try your exes, but really, they were just desperate.
    I deeply approve of these, especially the NAMBLA bit
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    1. I found something gross in the trashcan.
    How did it taste?

    2. Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
    I'm sorry, what did you say? Once I find out someone won't swallow I kind of zone out.

    3. Where has all my savings in my account gone?
    I finally threw them out. Jars of urine are not "savings" and the tool shed is not an "account".

    4. From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
    I didn't fail to study. You just asked the wrong questions.

    5. Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
    Good God, woman. Your son is 26 and lives with his wife. Stop it.

    6. Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
    Mom, don't you remember what Dr. Green told you in your last session? THE CAT IS NOT STEALING YOUR THINGS.

    7. Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
    That's a backhoe, not a man. I think you've watched Transformers too many times.

    8. Do I look fat?
    Not on the phone.

    9. Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!
    Yes, this house used to belong to Billy Dee Williams.
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