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    I found something gross in the trashcan.

    Oh, sorry, it's a picture of you.
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    Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.

    Yikes, I hope you don't mind if I eat this pizza...
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    Where has all my savings in my account gone?

    That must have been quite a night out you had...
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    From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.

    Oh, I think you're looking at the wrong one. That one is actually yours. (awkward silence).
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    Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?

    You said you were taking him to your mom's for the weekend?
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    Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.

    Stop looking at Timmy. You said you were the one who was going on the diet?
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    Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.

    I think it's time your grandpa went into a home.
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    Do I look fat?

    Well, it's a great outfit...
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    Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!

    It's been a tough year.

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    I found something gross in the trashcan.
    - First, don't call yourself gross. Second, what were you doing in the trashcan?
    [*]Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
    - Could you make in a note in your will that I get that brown sweater of yours that I like so well?
    [*]Where has all my savings in my account gone?
    - The same place it went last time you gave your account information to the phone sex hotline.
    [*]From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
    - Maybe. Or I could just be stupid.
    [*]Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
    - Can't beat Marm on this one. LOL
    [*]Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
    - [backing away slowly] Listen, I know you're still hungry, but I swear, I'm not a chocolate Easter egg!
    [*]Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
    - Somebody get the spray bottle of sugar water, quick!!!
    [*]Do I look fat?
    -Define 'fat.'
    [*]Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!
    -How many times have I told you that's not the bathroom?? Jeesh! Now I've got to bleach the kitchen sink again!!
    ‚ÄúThere are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old‚Äôs life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.‚ÄĚ
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    In before Graveyard.
    ^ yep

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    1. I found something gross in the trashcan.
    If you think that's gross, don't look in the bathroom.

    2. Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
    Only fat people need to go on diets.

    3. Where has all my savings in my account gone?
    I'm guessing it all went to your hips.

    4. From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
    From the diet, I can tell you fail at keeping the weight off

    5. Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
    You probably ate him.

    6. Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
    So you finally named your gut, how wonderful for you.

    7. Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
    So? Just eat him.

    8. Do I look fat?
    Yes.

    9. Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!
    I don't let fat people drink my liquor.


    I'm such a horrible person....




    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    ayoitsStepho is becoming someone else. Actually her true self, a rite of passage.

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    1. I found something gross in the trashcan.
    - Good work, ya dirty hobo. There's a dumpster behind the Checkers if you really want to be brave.
    2. Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
    - Is it called anorexia? I've heard it works wonders, but be sure to get a side of deficiencies and a dollop of malnourishment with your invisible sandwich.
    3. Where has all my savings in my account gone?
    - You know those sex dungeons? Let's just say your parents will have a good surprise at their anniversary party.
    4. From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
    - From the radiating aroma of your breath, I can tell that you failed to brush your stank ass teeth. Seems we both have some work to do!
    5. Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
    - Yea, saw them above ads that the Chinese place put up. Something about a new meat-gredient.
    6. Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
    - Oh, you caught him! Some fattie stole all the pie, though. :glare:
    7. Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
    - At least he's not one of those creepers that watches people from behind their curtains and tells people who don't give a shit about them.
    8. Do I look fat?
    - Nah, you just make those jeans look skinny.
    9. Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!
    - Yea, you just keep drinkin' and thinkin' that, brosephina.
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    Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man


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    [*]I found something gross in the trashcan.
    -I found something boring in this room. *eyes you*

    [*]Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
    -I'm sure protean will be relieved when she finds out.

    [*]Where has all my savings in my account gone?
    -I think we can assume it didn't go toward bettering your grammar.

    [*]From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
    -*deadpan* From your skills at deduction, I can tell you are a genius.

    [*]Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
    -He is definitely not in my basement, chained to a sewing machine and making me a collection of knock-off couture dresses, if that's what you're implying. So I definitely would not look there.

    [*]Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
    -Did somebody "steal" them like they "stole" all the vodka in your liquor cabinet last week?

    [*]Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
    - Just another Tuesday at TypeC.

    [*]Do I look fat?
    - Fat for a human, or fat for a marine-based mammal? What? I'm just trying to get a point of reference.

    [*]Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!
    -Look! You have krazy on tap in your brain!
    Something Witty

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    INTJ's are owning!! LOL

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    [*]I found something gross in the trashcan.

    I bet you did. After all my gf had a miscarriage last night.


    [*]Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.

    Look, I know that some really bad people who called themselves Nazis put alot of people throught this hell but there trully is no need that you show compassion for all those people on a such horrible and painful way.


    [*]Where has all my savings in my account gone?


    WITH YOU APPETITE ?! You are joking right ?


    [*]From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.

    That is true Mr Johnson. I mean your daughter was simply far more entertaining than pseudointellectual matter that you gave me. You should try her sometime she is more talented then you think.


    [*]Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?

    What makes you think he wants to return ?


    [*]Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.

    Then continue looking. *continues chewing*


    [*]Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.

    Let him be. My chainsaw is capable of going through both.


    [*]Do I look fat?

    But you ARE fat .


    [*]Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!

    *Good, the rape drug seems to be kicking in*

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    1. I found something gross in the trashcan.

    I removed the teeth and fingers, he won't be identified.

    2. Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.

    Considered eating anti-chafing gel.

    3. Where has all my savings in my account gone?

    There were no savings, a figment of your imagination.

    4. From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.

    Don't worry, there are always jobs at McDonald's.

    5. Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?

    However it is really nice to have some quiet time to myself.


    6. Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.


    *Regurgitates* .. Wasn't settling properly, have it back.

    7. Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.

    Timmy, tell your father to get his ass in this house immediately.

    8. Do I look fat?

    About as fat as a blue whale.

    9. Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!

    Looking at you babe, i need all the help i can get.
    ‚ÄúI made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see‚ÄĒand I don't.‚ÄĚ
    ‚Äē Georgia O'Keeffe

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    My manager : Why didn't you finish it?

    Me : I figured it would be less painful to not finish the work you gave and get blasted by you rather than going through all the pain of doing the work you gave me.

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