I found something gross in the trashcan.
Oh, sorry, it's a picture of you.
Iím on a new diet where I am not aloud to eat anything with sugar, fats, fiber, or protean.
Yikes, I hope you don't mind if I eat this pizza...
Where has all my savings in my account gone?
That must have been quite a night out you had...
From your test scores, I can tell that you failed to study.
Oh, I think you're looking at the wrong one. That one is actually yours. (awkward silence).
Where has my son gone? Iíve placed adds everywhere for his safe return?
You said you were taking him to your mom's for the weekend?
Somebody stole all of the chocolate Easter eggs. Iím looking at you, Timmy.
Stop looking at Timmy. You said you were the one who was going on the diet?
Thereís that crazy man outside, tying himself to tree trunks again.
I think it's time your grandpa went into a home.
Do I look fat?
Well, it's a great outfit...
Look! You have malt liquor on tap in the bathroom!
It's been a tough year.