You know the guy or girl who is extremely book-smart but completely dense. Everything that comes out of his/her mouth comes out utterly offensive, ignorant, and sometimes their arguments don't have a logical basis. Also, he/she takes the lovely role of "spring-butt". A spring-butt is someone who has a response to everything. To top it off, he/she is completely oblivious. How the heck do you deal with this type of individual?