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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Eyebrows View Post
    8th grade

    I stole a chick's Tamagotchi and my friends and I broke it
    The teacher provoked me and then said that I was free to go, because there was a huge group of people who claimed an alibi for me

    I felt bad
    I was in 7th!! I didn't break it tho. I hid it in my locker for awhile (maybe a week or two?) hoping she'd forget about it - we weren't close friends, but she let me borrow it for some reason. When I took it out, she remembered it was hers and I gave it back I claimed ignorance about where it came from tho, lol. "Yeah, it was just in my locker...hmmm. I guess if you say it's yours you can have it..." I really wanted one but I knew my mom would never get one for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Eyebrows View Post
    Fall Out Boy and Nickelback both have some awesome songs
    What sort of confession is that?
    Everyone knows THAT.

    New confession: I lied about thinking I was an INfP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    What sort of confession is that?
    Everyone knows THAT.
    It's a freakin huge confession for someone who usually listens to stuff like this and this

    New confession: I'm now very slightly afraid of getting found out about the Tamagotchi thing, though there would be no real consequence anyway

    when I first read the very first sentence of mcmartinez84's post, for a split second, I seriously entertained the thought that she might have been involved in my incident

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Eyebrows View Post
    New confession: I'm now very slightly afraid of getting found out about the Tamagotchi thing, though there would be no real consequence anyway

    when I first read the very first sentence of mcmartinez84's post, for a split second, I seriously entertained the thought that she might have been involved in my incident
    Sorry about the scare!! D:

    Prolly the only reason I never asked for a Tamagotchi was 'cause this one time I asked for a toy like this for marbles...

    It's called Marble Run, apparently. I had a bunch of marbles and nothing to do with them. They're still at my parents house in a little box.
    She said I couldn't have it 'cause it would be one of those toys I'd play with for a couple of days and then forget about and it would be a waste of money

    I still want that stupid toy and I still resent my mother for telling me I couldn't have it. I rarely asked for anything...
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    I confess that I'm desperate for attention. And I confess that my soul is stupid and ugly.
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    I was told I had to go to confession before I got married.
    So I did.

    I end up with a really cool priest, whose name was "Father Tom Collins." His dog was named Mercedes, truly a funny guy.

    There are three people behind me, one of which is a police officer who asked me if it was OK if he went ahead in fornt of me as he had to start walking his beat in a few minutes, and I obliged him, of course.

    So it's my turn, I go into the room (I don't do the screens, that's for sissies!) and start out "Bless me Father for I have sinned, I haven't been to confession since I was confirmed." (I was 25 at this point. )

    Father Tom Collins was like:

    He said: "Go on, my son."

    So I said: "Since I have last confessed, I've skipped school, vandalized property, lied to my parents, drank alcohol, smoked cigarrettes..."

    Father Tom Collins says: "OK, please stop. My son, it is obvious to me you have regret for these sins, as you remember them so clearly, but I have two more people that wish to confess, and only 8 minutes left to meet with them. If you say 5 "Hail Mary's" and perform an act of charity for those in need, then your sins are forgiven."

    And I'm like: "Deal!"

    So, that is how Halla recommends getting your sins absolved in bulk, only go to confession once per decade. :yim_rolling_on_the_
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    When I'm riding and I run out of patience, I am sometimes violent to horses.
    Oh yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thea View Post
    When I'm riding and I run out of patience, I am sometimes violent to horses.
    Define "violent."

    Pulling on the reigns really harshly, or getting off the horse and walloping it with a club?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Confession: I wasn't asleep.
    Me neither.

    I still wonder if he realized.
    -end of thread-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halla74 View Post
    Define "violent."

    Pulling on the reigns really harshly, or getting off the horse and walloping it with a club?
    I've done both
    Oh yeah?

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