It's one of those days where I'm feeling unproductive and just want to be entertained. And what could be more entertaining than people from Typology Central sharing "Texts from Last Night"?
I'm sure I'll come up with more later myself, but this is the first one that comes to mind:
(At the end of a long night celebrating my graduation)
Friend: "Where you at?"
Me: "At my sister's hotel room. She's doing poorly... drank way too much."
Friend: "Me poorly."
He slept in his car that night in the middle of downtown Austin.