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  1. #11
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    I accidentally send slightly provocative text message to my best friend rather than my lady friend and realise it only after I have sent it off.

    Me: Ow, sh*t, that was intended for x.
    Friend: This is the stuff blackmail is made of.

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    And here it is!

    I got a text from an obviously wrong number one day. I thought of replying with that and then an evil streak came to me. I decided to fuck with the person who has bad information.
    Here's the conversation. Mystery person has the timestamp by their text.


    April 16
    11:08 am: Wats up boo!
    Me: Got me a job. U?
    11:12 am: No. Nobody aint hiring were u work at im mad
    Me: Aw, don't be gettin mad now like you do.
    11:18 am: Lol... K i wont get mad... Were u work?
    Me: That little store on 4th.
    11:28 am: O... Damn i need a job.
    Me: Come by 2morrow and I'll show ya...
    11:54 am: Ok wat u doin...
    Me: Werkin. Ttyl.
    11:55 am: K

    April 17
    8:38 am: Gud mornin de de

    I Ignored that one.

    Ten whole days later...

    April 27th
    3:57 pm: Wats up

    Ignored again.
    Later that night...

    9:15 pm: FW: From ########## Call: ########## Msg: Msg: Fwd: Do as it says: 2night the 1 u love will suddenly want u, miss u,and fall for u more. If you dnt send 2 10 pp
    Me: Really Text forwards? Gay.

    (Note: I was trying to be offensive. Don't hate me.)

    9:21 pm: Yup. N no the not dede who do u go wit
    Me: Everybody I can get my hands on. It's the life.
    9:28 pm: Lmfao. Damn u must b have sumthng u givin a way n im not talking bout a prize
    Me: Oh, it's a prize baby, just you wait...
    9:34 pm: Lol... U crazi when you gone make me yo gurl...
    Me: Don't know if I can handle only one girl. Remember I'm living it up here. Besides, you need to see the prize before you commit.
    9:43 pm: Lol.........:-) i feel ya... Were u live.
    Me: 9600 NW 95th Ave. Gotta jet though. Early Work. Night baby.
    9:54 pm: K aww gud nite honey

    And the address is a random place in Doral, FL (Miami - their area code was from Miami)...Google maps said the location on the map was approximate...it's a huge grassy field.

    Pretty sure that's where the messages ended.
    I 65.63% E 34.38%
    S 68.75% N 31.25%
    T 87.1% F 12.9%
    P 66.67% J 33.33%

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    First I should say, I don't really text, out of my last 100 texts, 99 were work related. People around me know I don't text so they call me instead so. :P

    Last night I got this text from someone I know:

    "Hey, how's it going? And don't just say 'good' back. :P"

    I didn't answer it though.
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    This was one from a while ago, I've saved it because it's funny.

    Friend: I got a house on Pubevest! I'm so excited!

    Me: Oh, yeah? That sounds gross. Is it water repellent?

    Friend: What?

    Me: Haha, do you read what you write?

    Friend: Oh shit, that is gross

    Me: I'll bet that's not a typo

    Friend: It's the voice software, I said Pinecrest

    Me: Liar.
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    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Me: Ahhh! I need to get to a dentist soon! Get my mouth bones looked at! Hm. Can teeth be called mouth bones?
    Lamp: Yes

    I love when enfps allow such nonsense with such ease
    Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
    Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man


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    There is this thing keeping everyone's lungs and lips locked - It is called fear and it's seeing a great renaissance

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    This is from awhile ago:

    [Intended recipient: Friend I had went with needing a good excuse to leave really early.]

    Me: Meet me at restroom in 5 min.

    [Actual recipient: Colleague at work] (finger slipped when selecting recipients)

    :eek:






    Me: um, ignore last msg! wrong person!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcmartinez84 View Post
    And here it is!

    I got a text from an obviously wrong number one day. I thought of replying with that and then an evil streak came to me. I decided to fuck with the person who has bad information.
    Here's the conversation. Mystery person has the timestamp by their text.
    [....]
    Pretty sure that's where the messages ended.
    You're not as evil as you coulda been here! So considerate to have her go somewhere close to her actual home in FL. If you gave her an address to a place in another state, that would have been so .

    Javo: I wonder what your colleague must have been thinking.

    Unkindloving: ENFPs are awesome at accepting weird terminology

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramis View Post
    Javo: I wonder what your colleague must have been thinking.
    I wondered that too.

    Fortunately, it was a male colleague who instantly recognized it as an amusing mistake! A few weeks later, I passed my cell phone around at lunch for most of my team to see and to get a good laugh out of the message and mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    I wondered that too.

    Fortunately, it was a male colleague who instantly recognized it as an amusing mistake! A few weeks later, I passed my cell phone around at lunch for most of my team to see and to get a good laugh out of the message and mistake.
    Holy crap! That would be one of my worst nightmares! Thank goodness it worked out

    All of these are hilarious though

    Here's an exchange between me and my friend Scott one night:
    Scott: Hey, Steph! You're out with James [mutual friend], right? He's running a half-marathon tomorrow morning at 6am, so you should get him trashed. It'll be hilarious.
    Me: Ah... I tried to get him to go out with me but he wanted to have a chill night with Diana [his fiancee]!
    Scott: What a wimp. Bite him for me then next time you see him.
    Me: Alright, I'll be glad to do him for you! (Meant to say "I'll be glad to do that for you"....)
    Scott: Well... if you do him, go ahead and claim that for yourself. And you should be ashamed, Steph... he's engaged for crying out loud.
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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    i don't believe you, because no one says "for crying out loud" anymore.

    also, i'm gonna make a spin-off thread for this.

    failed, idiot-shit ideas from the other day
    and then as the first post i'll just say "this thread".
    the thing is, i have to wait a few days before i can do that 'cause i just got the idea a minute ago, and else ways it won't be faithful to the title.

    and it is a terrible idea.
    maybe i won't make the thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by mcmartinez84 View Post
    ...Pretty sure that's where the messages ended.
    this seems like a very difficult mistake to make.
    i would have eventually given up screwing with them, broken character and asked how you could make such an dumb mistake and not notice at least once after the dozen+ times a new text showed up with the wrong number.

    how can you not notice? how?
    we fukin won boys

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