Also add I hate when two fisted eaters ask me "What's wrong? Are you sick?" when they deem that I am eating too slow.
I see these people put these huge globs of unchewed food into their mouths and just as quickly swallow it. One hand follows the other in raid fire motion, one hand holds the brimming fork, the other a roll or a drumstick. I don't see how they can do that. I can't eat that fast, I'll choke!