Deatomized by Cosmic Death Rays from abnormal Super Nova activity.
damned for interrupting.
Originally Posted by JocktheMotie
Little Kicky lives up to her name, kicks the Guff's head clean off.
gets ten qtips shoved down his peehole for talking to other girls
every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.
Hypothermia from never wearing a shirt.
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Trips, beard gets stuck in escalator. Peels face right off. Nic Cage and John Travolta cannot be reached in time.
tutu *also* catches on fire at Burning Man. Agent F tries to save him but it's too late, his prayer shawl is also caught on fire and she doesn't want her latex unitard to melt.
I may be kindly, I am ordinarily gentle, but in my line of business I am obliged to will terribly what I will at all.
~ Catherine the Great
7w6 ❣ sx/so ❤ physical touch ❥ sanguine 70%, choleric 30% ❦
Hugged by ALL THE FLUFFY THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Heart attack. It only took one hug from a fluffy thing.
Phantonym is still alive? I already predicted her demise. I'm getting out of the psychic business.
Picnic basket overload.