Stabbed by an octopus.
Stabbed by the same octopus that he hired to infiltrate Queen Kats royal guard to assassinate her.
Asphyxiates peacefully while on night watch after becoming entangled in the ship's rigging due to fainting when his enlarged peptic ulcer ruptures from wearing pants so tight.
The crew cut him down the next day and duly honor his memory by plundering his booty.
Thrown in a small prison in the middle of nowhere for a simple bus lane violation.
Shot for his sneakers.
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
chokes to death on an olive
*wonders if anyone remembers what book that happens in *
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
Suffocates after misreading warning as This bag is a toy.
Ordered to commit seppuku after failing as a fry cook ninja at a ninja burger store. http://ninjaburger.com/about/
Wanders off course during rutting season.
didn't mind the gap