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    Hair plugs from scorned forum user plug up sewer, causing build up of explosive gases in sewer line under house. Then neighbor throws match after lighting cigar thru window on accident...

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    Contracts an alien virus that alters his brain to such an extent that he's able to transcend to a whole another level of existence. He never looks back, so he's dead to this measly world.

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    Smartphone achieves sentience, calls in tactical nuclear strike.

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    something to do with a toaster and a fork
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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    Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"

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    Spamtar meets his demise at his own personal Alamo as a band of ex-conquests converge on his home with torches, holding up small children.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Jesus saves, except for FMW.

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    law school reunion bikini party massacre. champagne cork to the temple.

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    Smothered in cream Strawberries was found to be irresistible.

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    Strawberries: Life force is somehow linked to my Farmville strawberries.
    Victor: Overcome by emotions while reading a book.

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    Tripped on his untied shoelaces and fell into the 6th dimension.

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