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    Gored to death during the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefeater View Post
    Gored to death during the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
    Gored to death during the Birmingham running of the rednecks.
    "..And the eight and final rule: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."
    'Men are meant to be with women. The rest is perversion and mental illness.'

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    Avatar8 got fed up with waiting around for reincarnation and bribed the one in charge to get rid of Avatar7. Clean and fast.

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    Pissed off Suge Knight for the last time

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    just couldn't get that cupcake to go down right, chokes and dies SADFACE
    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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    BRMC had been collecting lightbulbs for 10 years and stored them on shelves all around his house. One night, when he stumbled sleepy into the kitchen and passed some shelves, he accidentally tripped on his slippers and some of the shelves fell on him. Those lightbulbs are nasty, went straight for the jugular.

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    Jilted masked suitor drops chandelier on her.

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    Hair removal gone horribly, horribly wrong.

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    Hair?
    Removal?



    Phantonym: Boyfriend goes on a rampage after she removes his aesthetically repulsive favorite dish from her pristine fridge. For the last time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greta View Post
    Hair?
    Removal?

    I chickened out on making a joke about hair plugs having their final revenge after deserting him.

    I'm not appealing to logic in this thread. Use your imagination. In a horribly wrong, wrong way...


    Greta: Bogeyman is not imaginary. Unfortunately, she didn't live to tell the tale after the encounter.

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