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    Death is such a personal thing.

    Your avatar mask became your real face and you turned into a statue.

    (sorry, that's kind of inspired by a previous death a few pages ago)

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    You will be electrocuted the next time you turn the lights on.

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    Retmeishka, always trying to be polite, left the room walking backwards, alway bowing to the company in the room and banged her head on a giant Ming vase her the way to the door.
    The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. Neither love without knowledge, nor knowledge without love can produce a good life. - Bertrand Russell
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    Your washing machine will suddenly turn into a supernova and will swallow you.

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    Most likely you'll die when a unicorn bites you, most people don't know they're poisonous. Instant death.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    You will fall into a painting of the sea, living in the painting as a pirate for 50 years, after which you will find a ladder, you'll climb it and go back to reality, and surprise! 5000 years have passed. The planet is a wasteland, you will die after eating a poisoned McChicken.

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    Went back in time, killed his own grandfather.

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    After surviving an entire night of zombie attacks, you will be accidentally killed by a stray bullet from one of the living humans.

    this thread is addictive. i've been planning deaths when i go offline now.

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    Cursed by a witch she becomes a turkey.

    The farmer grabs her by the legs and lowers her head first into the grinding machine. She is helpless.

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    Food poisoning from unclean turkey grinding equipment at a factory farm. lol, sorry, it just had to happen.

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