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    I'm just a n00b and I don't know how to kill anybody and I don't know how to die either, but I'll try it and see what happens.

    Nah, I don't know you well enough.

    Due to the fact that a clueless n00b tried, and failed, to kill you, you lived a very, very, very, very long time. In fact everyone else died before you did, but you still kept on going because nobody thought to finish killing you.

    It took everybody so long to add another post to this thread that by the time the answer was written, the universe itself collapsed on you, and it was the worst fail ever. The end.

    Now I have stepped into the line of fire.

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    Brain exploded pondering Off Topic posts.

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    Bored to death completing billable-minute paperwork.
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    SWAT team finally takes him down on the burning roof of his office building.

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    Bad clams.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Seizure on the dancefloor. :sad:
    No one came to his aid because they thought those were his actual dance moves.
    the formless thing which gives things form!
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    Vasilisa fell victim to an evil witch wannabe who wandered the streets, handing out delicious-looking but poisoned apples.

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    Phantonym was viciously attacked by a phantom, mistaking her for another of her own kind.

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    JAVO froze to death when he couldn't build a fire camping alone in the wilderness. All that Jack London for nothing! *sigh*
    The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. Neither love without knowledge, nor knowledge without love can produce a good life. - Bertrand Russell
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    Red Herring found herself mesmerized by a huge speaker at a heavy metal concert. It was a huge speaker indeed...and then it fell down...

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