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    Undercooked chicken.

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    Wolfy's spotter looks at a hot girl walking by and he gets a crushed larynx.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    After years of being a Black ops agent EffEmDoubleyou gets offed by her replacement.
    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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    By fire... duh.

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    Tragic jump rope accident. She just couldn't put it away...

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    Caught, tortured and shot dead while on a Estonian spy mission in Russia :-).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riva View Post
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    Caught, tortured and shot dead while on a Estonian spy mission in Russia :-).
    Caught, tied and tickled to death by TypC forum members for being so sweet.

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    While sitting in front of the computer on typology central Riva is tagged as a terrorist. SWAT, the mob and two rival gangs descend on Riva's abode and in the ensuing fire fight Riva makes it out but slips on a banana peel in an alley and cracks their skull.

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    Somebody told Elaur a joke about a goldfish and an apple. This joke about a goldfish and an apple was not a funny joke. I'll tell you, this joke was the unfunniest joke in the whole world, I mean seriously, I can't think of many people who can make a successful joke out of a goldfish and an apple. This unfunny joke was so unfunny, Elaur started laughing and the poor girl laughed herself to death.
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    Finally!! The mother ship came to take Kat home, But the pilot was drunk on space booze and inadvertently crashed into an asteroid while passing Jupiter.

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