While sitting in front of the computer on typology central Riva is tagged as a terrorist. SWAT, the mob and two rival gangs descend on Riva's abode and in the ensuing fire fight Riva makes it out but slips on a banana peel in an alley and cracks their skull.
Somebody told Elaur a joke about a goldfish and an apple. This joke about a goldfish and an apple was not a funny joke. I'll tell you, this joke was the unfunniest joke in the whole world, I mean seriously, I can't think of many people who can make a successful joke out of a goldfish and an apple. This unfunny joke was so unfunny, Elaur started laughing and the poor girl laughed herself to death.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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