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    Metaphor fell victim to a malicious plot devised by other figures of speech.

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    Phantonym never exactly dies, but randomly vanishes and reappears.

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    The person next to Marm is selected to be killed by their terrorist captors to "send a message"... but Marm tells them "No, no! Take me instead!"

    And they do.

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    I and my two vision-impaired brothers bleed to death after having our tails cut off with a carving knife.

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    Hantavirus :sad:
    the formless thing which gives things form!
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    Luckily before Oberon passed away from blood loss, a kind soul dabbed some superglue on his severed tail. Unfortunately, he backed into a venus flytrap plant while the glue was still wet.

    A fatal head on accident on the highway caused by her head scarf falling in front of her eyes at 130 mph.

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    She should've taken "Curiosity killed the cat." more literally.

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    “Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.” - Arnold Edinborough

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    The worst mistake people make in political arguments is assuming that the other side is not trying to do the right thing. This simple oversight makes productive conversation nearly impossible.

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    Drowned in a lake.

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    Mace maced with mace. Overload.

    Or have you already been x'd by this method?

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