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    Chokes on my tongue.



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    Put it away before it kills anyone else.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

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    I don't think anyone else has to worry about that, it's got very picky taste buds.

    You'll be killed loading the dishwasher, with company in the other room. Nobody assumed you would need help, so they ignored the commotion



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    Gets in between me and someone I love dearly.

    Pays.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

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    heads explodes from reading obscenely long pms
    from me about people i like. filled with lots of feelings.
    every normal man must be tempted, at times,
    to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
    and begin slitting throats.
    h.l. mencken

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    Enraptured while diving in the gorgeous ocean depths, mmhmm will be torn apart by violent giant squids. :sad:
    She will love every second of it.
    the formless thing which gives things form!
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    Becomes a juggalette. Wins tickets to a special ICP backyard show where she drowns to death in a pool filled with Faygo orange soda.
    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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    Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease, what else. :rolli:

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    Facial peel smothering accident.

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    Becomes, pilot forgot that the ocean was blue too, crashes plane into sea.

    Eaten by sharks.

    Macguffin happened to be on that plane as well.

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