Chokes on my tongue.
Put it away before it kills anyone else.
Originally Posted by Ivy
Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.
I don't think anyone else has to worry about that, it's got very picky taste buds.
You'll be killed loading the dishwasher, with company in the other room. Nobody assumed you would need help, so they ignored the commotion
Gets in between me and someone I love dearly.
heads explodes from reading obscenely long pms
from me about people i like. filled with lots of feelings.
every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.
Enraptured while diving in the gorgeous ocean depths, mmhmm will be torn apart by violent giant squids. :sad:
She will love every second of it.
Becomes a juggalette. Wins tickets to a special ICP backyard show where she drowns to death in a pool filled with Faygo orange soda.
Take the weakest thing in you
And then beat the bastards with it
And always hold on when you get love
So you can let go when you give it
Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease, what else. :rolli:
Facial peel smothering accident.
Becomes, pilot forgot that the ocean was blue too, crashes plane into sea.
Eaten by sharks.
Macguffin happened to be on that plane as well.