No, I changed my mind. Salome gets killed by her psychic abilities.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -
SCUAI - 7w8 sx/sp - Chaotic Evil - Fucking Cute - ALIVE
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If you don't agree about my MBTI type, you can complain about it here. I've had plenty of people telling me I'm something else, in my reputation box. That's annoying.
Gets mistaken for chocolaty snack treat, broken into sticks and consumed right in front of a vending machine full of horrified junk food.
eNFJ 4w3 sx/so 468 tritype
EII-Fi subtype, Ethical/Empath, Delta/Beta
AIS Holland code
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Fade to black.
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau
Becomes so plush and decadent, is trapped by poachers working for Donald Trump who make her into his new hair.
E. coli infection from bowling ball.
Stabbed to death by a pissed off female.
He asked her what colour her panties were.
Uses the wrong end of her new magic wand. Death by electrocution.
Choked on his tongue.
Originally Posted by Ivy
Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.
hugs and kisses.
every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.