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    Crushed under a large pile of poetry books, after tripping over his cat.

    It will be a month before anybody finds out, by which time the said cat will eat his face.

    /a common death for an INFP
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    Head explosion from a huge inflated ego.

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    ^ head explosion from a huge inflated "ego" for you too.
    is that what the kids call it nowadays?
    every normal man must be tempted, at times,
    to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
    and begin slitting throats.
    h.l. mencken

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    smothered to death in kisses

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    Smothered to death in shaved pussies.



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    chokes on tuna while eating it off of his own naked body

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    Well then at least whomever finds me is in for a treat.

    [Free tuna!]

    Death by bad batch of catfood. You always test to make sure it's safe for your babies.



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    Gets stuck inside of an Non-North American, Non-South American, Non-Australian, Non-European, Non-African, Non-Islander female, dies of starvation or infectious disease(whichever cums first)
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    It a mad delusional fit of his TRUE ALMIGHTINESS (tm) (pat. pend.), he swallows a grenade with a whiskey chaser.
    7w6 so/sx

    " The bird of paradise alights only on the hand that does not grasp." - John Berry

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    Convinces several friends and relatives to purchase chainsaws for her, then things go horribly awry when she decides to juggle them.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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