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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Choked to death after cheating at an intense game of Simon.
    Drowned in a pool of sewage.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Drowned in a pool of sewage.
    Impaled by an elephant tusk during his first safari.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Impaled by an elephant tusk during his first safari.
    Balls chewed off after peanut butter incident with rottweiler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night View Post
    Balls chewed off after peanut butter incident with rottweiler
    [I trust him, he's gentle]

    Bleeds to death after the dentist sneezes with the drill inside his mouth.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Impaled by an elephant tusk during his first safari.
    Now I feel compelled to nice it up...

    Ahem..

    After a long and prosperous life you die at the ripe old age of 120 surrounded by close friends and family who usher you in to the great unknown. Your white mane and beard lie serenely on a pillow against an antique headboard in the bed where you conceived your numerous sons and daughters. You hear the crackle of the fireplace in the corner as your final thoughts glide through your mind. Everyone holds your hands and touches your body through your sheets as you breathe your last breath in this life and this world. The last thing you feel is a solemn gratitude and the joy of living. You are ready to meet your maker.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    choked to death by Santa!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Synarch:



    Tigris of Gual's son will come and chop his head off while he's sleeping.

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    That's not very sporting of him.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Whatever:

    Salmonella cause by undercooked chicken.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    choked to death by Santa!
    Caught under a street sweeper after getting her heels stuck in a storm drain.



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