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    Vasilisa was blinded by the constant flashbulbs wherever she goes, tripped, and fell into the path of an oncoming hansom cab.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Jesus didn't save.

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    Was removed from the wheel.

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    Ironically, was not literally killed, but figuratively, I mean metahphor- no I mean ironically, no... post-modern... oh fuck it.

    Shot in the head.

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    Took a rebounding stray bullet from poor shooting.

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    Suffocates in a sea of literalism.
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    Is assassinated by the mods for repeatedly reviving dead threads.
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    for double posting...

    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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    while on a contiki tour in london, beefeater asks a genuine beefeater guard why most brits have such awful teeth. the guard chokes beefeater with his cloak and is awarded an OBE for his efforts.

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    Pesticides . You have a horrible gardener.

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