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    is an ambi-turner BRMC117's Avatar
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    goes skydiving...forgets parachute...splat
    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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    forgets a birth day.... dies of humiliation... splat

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    nolla can't possibly die, he will split in half, form a Siamese-nolla and reign in infinity

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    The amount of mask related deaths is astonishing. I'd be careful with that thing... You can't even see anything with that thing on!

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    A mysterious masked stranger X-rayed Siamese-nolla to death

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    But, being blinded by the mask, she didn't realize there were several of them left. They ganged up and did a drive-by when the masked stranger was asleep.

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    Locked in walk-in freezer over a weekend.

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    Tried to hold his pee in for too long and his bladder exploded.

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    Went in half-cocked.

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    After seeing too many "likes this" approvals of inane actions on the internet, Within stabbed himself in the eyes. :sad:
    the formless thing which gives things form!
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