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    Murdered by an internet stalker, in a bizarre computer explosion.

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    Stroke, caused by complications from obesity induced diabetes.
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    Killed by angry jilted NT woman cuz he wouldn't part from his beloved NF.

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    runs about in traffic with her blonde twin sister, causing all sorts of swedish mayhem, before being porked to death by a giant cock.
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    Dehydration due to excessive fapping.

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    Spontaneous human combustion from trying to do too many things at once...*POOF*..AHHHH!
    "You can't take a picture of this...it's already gone."

    “But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
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    Alice will eventually succeed in peeling off the fake plastic mask, only to realize there was no skin beneath. AAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! FACE CAVE-IN!!!

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    Horrific Polo accident.

    The clothing line, not the sport.

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    MacGuffin chokes to death. A muffin got stuck in his throat.
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    Kat watches herself in the mirror and is sucked in. She doesn't die, since on the other side there is no death, but no one knows on this side, and they think she combusted spontaneously like YWIR. Meanwhile Kat is having a strawberry cake and celebrating her new, everlasting life on the other side. Unfortunately, she is stuck with the mirror. It follows her around and it is like watching everything you do from the outside, and whenever she does something silly, the mirror shows it and she becomes highly self-conscious about it. As a result she can't laugh or cry. After spending twenty years in this state she grows bored with the strawberries and the bubbly stuff and decides to stare at the mirror again. She concentrates and stares herself, the borders of the mirror disappear, the background goes blurry and all that can be seen are the eyes in the middle of a soup that used to be reality. Then, she wakes up, and realizes that her eyes are now on the back of her mothers head. What a misfortune!

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