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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    ^ Suffocated in the heaving bosoms of an obese woman who was only looking to give out some "free hugs".
    Clubbed by a countryman, diving in his path to protect the poor baby seals.

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    Group sodomy at a family reunion
    Mistaken for the Abominable Snowman at the park, taken down by an angry mob.



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    Man why are there so many group sex-related death predictions here?
    If you could be anything you want, I bet you'd be disappointed--am I right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    ^ A lonely midnight fascination to use own body as the testing ground for gerbils' attraction to peanut-butter, given rate of burrowing and teeth-gnawing.
    One night while old, alone and forgotten you slip in the bathtub and break your hip. Unable to help yourself or call for help, you die of starvation after three weeks.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by simulatedworld View Post
    Man why are there so many group sex-related death predictions here?
    Coughed up asshole after untreated H1N1



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    Quote Originally Posted by Night View Post
    Balls crushed into liver after t-ball mishap
    Worked to death on slave ship of alien overlords from the Nth dimension.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by simulatedworld View Post
    Man why are there so many group sex-related death predictions here?
    Shanked in prison for asking too many questions during "America's Top Model".
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    life gives up on HIM!
    Epic conflagration in the kitchen, used too much PAM.

    Quote Originally Posted by simulatedworld View Post
    Man why are there so many group sex-related death predictions here?
    Voted off the island for non-participation in group activities, eaten by rabid NFPs.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Worked to death on slave ship of alien overlords from the Nth dimension.
    Dry humped at interactive grizzly bear exhibit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night View Post
    Dry humped at interactive grizzly bear exhibit
    Complications during the first known instance of male pregnancy.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night View Post
    Dry humped at interactive grizzly bear exhibit
    Chaffage, not enough lube during his adult film premiere.

    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Complications during the first known instance of male pregnancy.
    Choked to death after cheating at an intense game of Simon.




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