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    Just a statistic rhinosaur's Avatar
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    ^ Consciousness expands to fill entire universe, body gets left behind.

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    The oats were not made of love and sunshine, instead they were made of poison. A deadly poison.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Lux ends up in a bubble that refuses to burst and floats up, up in the air. Asphyxiation can be nice after all, when the last sight you see is a beautiful blue globe...before falling asleep...forever...

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    While hunting for a co-worker, Death will trip over his robe [he really should have it hemmed] and Sky is Blue will be the victim in this unfortunate accident. However, she will get an eternal "free breakfast buffet" pass in the afterlife.



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    ^Jock on his way to pick up some nutritious snacks waylaid by some punk kid who stabs him with a vorpel blade. Said kid discovers he stabbed the wrong person, changes his outlook on life, got the sex-change he always wanted and now sales Avon door to door.

    Never gets caught but every year comes back to put flowers on Jocks grave.
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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    Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"

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    ^Spamtar gets gangraped and stabbed for saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.

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    Spamtar is left shackled to his bedpost by some adventuresome, yet distractible ENFP who forgets to come back and feed him.

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    Running with squirrels did not have that good of an outcome for JustHer. You never know what animals really do when you're not looking. The squirrels kept running...JustHer...didn't...



    fidelia...crumbled under the weight of 3,000 posts.

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    Sky Is Blue was spirited away by a rogue band of enterprising ENTPs who convinced her that they could offer her an excellent timeshare overlooking the craters of the moon.

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    is an ambi-turner BRMC117's Avatar
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    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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