Lux ends up in a bubble that refuses to burst and floats up, up in the air. Asphyxiation can be nice after all, when the last sight you see is a beautiful blue globe...before falling asleep...forever...
While hunting for a co-worker, Death will trip over his robe [he really should have it hemmed] and Sky is Blue will be the victim in this unfortunate accident. However, she will get an eternal "free breakfast buffet" pass in the afterlife.
^Jock on his way to pick up some nutritious snacks waylaid by some punk kid who stabs him with a vorpel blade. Said kid discovers he stabbed the wrong person, changes his outlook on life, got the sex-change he always wanted and now sales Avon door to door.
Never gets caught but every year comes back to put flowers on Jocks grave.
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Originally Posted by Edgar
Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"